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Masturbation is not a crime
Beating yourself off? QUIT BEATING YOURSELF UP! Masturbation, my friend, is NOT A CRIME (although non-consensual dissemination of semen most certainly is – avoid that.) Guilt is self-perpetuating. If...
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How To Make Everything Easier
A lot of stuff is difficult, right? A lot of stuff makes your sphincter quiver and your pulse harden and your slightly tubby brow moisten when you think about it for too long. And sometimes, nay often,...
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The countdown has begun … If you can’t see the video, click through If you’re an Amazon UK shopper, you can pre-order your copy now. If you’re an Amazon US shopper, sign up to be notified when it’s...
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Ten Tweetable Truths For Better Living
1. If you know how to wash dishes and mean it when you say “thank you”, you’ll never be homeless. [Tweet] This is the de facto homelessness-prevention solution. Make sure you’ve got one true friend,...
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How Addiction Ruined My Life
Me in November 2009** This is my story of addiction. It is the most difficult thing I have ever written.* In sharing this with others, I hope I can help those with similar problems. It started off...
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The Best Fanmail, Ever
Whassup! I want to give you a lo-fi look behind the scenes at How To Get A Grip. I hope you enjoy this very short video as much as I did. There’s video in here. Click through if you can’t see it. Want...
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How To Ask For Support
Spend eighteen months building up good-will, then do this: 1. Order your copies at Amazon.co.uk if you’re in the UK. 2. If you’re not in the UK, order your copies at the Book Depository. 3. “Like” the...
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Quit Being A Fucking Asshole
You are a fucking asshole. Think you’re not? Think again. You act primarily out of spite? You’re a fucking asshole. You bully your secretary, wife, employees or kid brother? You’re a fucking asshole....
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The Most Important Advice You Will Ever Hear
This is the most important advice you will ever read. Pay close attention. I’ve got this friend. Let’s call him Albert. (Albert’s not his real name. His real name is Derek, but I’m changing it to...
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How To Be Rich And Happy
Self help books will make you miserable. 90 percent of them are utter shite. They reinforce feelings of inadequacy. With each new tome you digest you uncover more inherent weaknesses you need to...
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